'I will treat myself to a little dark magic': Random memes that cast a spell

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    The Greatest Seasoning Of All

    givemearmstopraywith i'm a clove of garlic and God is crushing me under a knife so i add flavour to the soup
  • 02

    To Ease The Pain

    curlocal Maybe I will treat myself to a little dark magic in response to these trying times 77
  • 03

    Two Braincells Only

    dragonbleps Follow I had a thought, but unfortunately I had a second thought. They ricocheted off each other and I can't find either anymore
  • 04

    Let's Get Spooky With It

    SPIRIT patiently waiting on the -ber months to begin PUPIN MORES @farrahdaws
  • 05

    Back At It Again

    Curlocalmemedealer Jewelz Moss Forgive me father for I am back on my bulls
  • 06

    Can't Just Decide On One

    I HAVE 2 SIDES vengeance seeking knight enchanting garden nymph
  • 07

    It's A Need

    @the vampire toerie shy adler reconnect with nature, reconnect with your soul
  • 08

    A Keeper Of Secrets

    nightclubsinger i'm strange but friendly so people tell me things
  • 09

    Need To Chill

    neuspicy at alittlehippie alittlehood herneurospicyclub 22h 6 I don't want a soft life because I'm lazy. I want a soft life because my nervous system has been in fight or flight mode since childhood. 15.3K 117 3K 302
  • 10

    No Need To Panic

    Oklahoma Department of Wildlife... Your ancestors hunted mammoths with a spear, you can walk past a goose on the sidewalk.
  • 11

    A Whole Puffball

    Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone verhere Your timeline cleanse for today is the very real existence of the Japanese Snow Fairy. Please look at this bird. Please look at this beautiful dumb ridiculous perfect bird. Look at it.
  • 12

    Make Yourself Useful

    How to Deal with an Existential Crisis 1 Create the illusion of purpose through work You're not gonna escape the dread but yo can be too exhausted to think about it
  • 13

    A Nice Distraction

    ppigg @s4m31p4n Hey do you wanna hang out later and distract each other from how horrifying everything is
  • 14

    Treat It Nicely

    准备叨人 Commencing Species: Vinous-throated parrotbill peck 把棕头鸦雀捧在手上 throated parrotbill in hands Gently cupping the vinous-
  • 15

    They'll Cheer You Up

    Species: Goldcrest 80 你看起来很难过, 这种药丸可以帮到你 Species: Plumbeous water redstart, European robin Species: Warbling white-eye You look very sad. These pills might help
  • 16

    He Goes The Extra Mile

    Beneath A Hibiscus Canopy's Warmth @itsnowsinsummer - Dec 11 i love the implication that jesus is so dedicated to bringing stray sheep back into his flock that he chases the sheep until other religions' afterlives Wolfy @WolfyTheWitch - Dec 11 Haha this one I think x.com/vonixskulls/st... JESUS CHR Hello stranger! I seem to be a bit lost, could you point me the way out?
  • 17

    It's Just Nonsense Otherwise

    this means something important 田田 cool. what does it say
  • 18

    A Blob

    "If aliens 66 million lightyears away looked at Earth through an advanced enough telescope, they could see dinosaurs! Earth through the advanced enough telescope:
  • 19

    No More Science

    "paula" @paularambles bad will hunting Janitor attempting to turn off beeping noise destroys decades of scientific research, causes $1M in damages • A contracted janitorial service worker turned off a laboratory freezer at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, leading to the loss of genetic research compiled over decades.
  • 20

    Learn That Art History

    Ben Cohen @UniqueDude2 {At the art museum with my newborn son} baby: dada? Me: it's impressionist you stupid baby
  • 21

    He's On His Way To You

    National Park Service @NatlParkService Your chances of being hunted by a turkey are low, but never zero. ALT 9:34 AM 11/27/24 2.2M Views 662 19.7K 78K ☐ 2K ↑
  • 22

    Hot Date

    COMMAND CONQUER TIBERIUM WARS EXPANSION PACK Hot Kane Date RATING PENDING RP CONTENT RATED BY ESRB

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